It's ten years since Beth and Nigel re-opened the doors of Smith's, having bought it from the receivers after it went into bankruptcy. It’s been a *%!@ing long, hard and occasionally enjoyable decade, with three very *%!@ing complicated renovations under our belt, along with about 10,000 events. So on the 10^th (and 11th) of the 10th, we're going to have a *%!@ing big party to celebrate, reflect, bring the community together and reset and prepare for the decade ahead. Money earned from this weekend will go towards funding the next stage of our expansion. If you can’t attend but would like to contribute, please buy some $10 I Can’t *%!@ing Make It tickets.

Friday Night Schedule (DS=downstairs, UP=Upstairs, OS=Outside)

6.30pm – The Moriarty Brothers (DS)
7-9pm – Local Gold (UP)(Pete Lyon, Emma Dryden, Simone Penkethman, Alice Cottee, Ben Drysdale)
7-9pm - Poetography Booth (OS)
7.30pm – Capital Punishment (UP)
8pm – The Wedded Bliss (DS)
9pm – Alias Cabaret (UP)
9.30pm – The Burley Griffin (DS)
10.30pm – Comedy Showcase (UP)
11pm – Zambezi Sounds (DS)

Saturday Schedule

12.30pm – Doctor Stovepipe (DS)
1.30pm – That Poetry Thing Readings (UP)
2pm – Queer Variety Show (DS)
3pm – The Cashews (balcony)
4pm – Snake Oil Preachers (DS)
4.30pm – Tobias Cole’s Serenade (balcony)
5pm –  Hashemoto (UP)
5pm – Riff Raff Radical Marching Band (OS)
5.30pm – The Fuelers (DS)
6.30pm – Comedy Showcase (UP)
7pm – Jason Recliner (DS)
8.30pm – Cuddlefish (DS)
9pm – Smith’s Varietal #206 (UP)
9.30pm – The King Hits (DS)
11pm - Brass Knuckle Brass Band (DS)