… from our squad of kings, queens, deity in-betweens, burlesque babes, poet slammers, musicians, & general mallrats.

Also feat. a vintage Girlfriend mag with a SEALED SECTION, to be opened at the show! What awful advice will be revealed??

Get your flannel & velcro wallet, tiny butterly clips & low riders, sneakers & snap-pants sorted for a RAD Best Dressed prize.

Lil Miss Mini - Burlesque Babe (NSW coast)
Bradd - Non-Binary Spice (Sydney)
Frida Nipple - Singing Queen
Poetry Pete - Poet Slammer
Hoedown Hank - Achey Breaky King
John Lombard - Lit wordsmith
Zapp Backagain - Gender Chameleon of Cool
& Guy Alias - MC, King, & Wayne of your World

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