Chris Ryan had big dreams when she was little, if any of them had worked out, she would not be doing this show. She’s 47 but honestly, she’s 15. If your dreams came true you won't relate. 

'Ryan has all the wisdom that comes with life experience with little of the (boring!) maturity, and it’s fantastic...She commanded the attention of the room effortlessly; she evoked waves of laughter without so much as a sweat.' BMA Magazine 

'Chris Ryan was absolutely brilliant, working collective crowd touch points and making the fine line of discomfort and hilarity bleed into one with total mastery.' Grapes of Mirth

Winner Best Newcomer 2019 Sydney Comedy Festival 
Nominated Best Newcomer 2021, Melbourne International Comedy Festival

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