Every Monday lunchtime, 12.30pm-1.30pm, ukulele players mysteriously appear at Smith’s Alternative.

Some wear lanyards, some work boots, and some the faint smugness of retirement. They come on foot, by scooter, via the accessibility ramp, or with their carer.

Some are beginners and some used to be, because it’s amazing what an hour or so a week can do.

Specialising in coffee-fueled fractured harmonies, avocado-toast powered asynchronous rhythms, songs from every decade and (almost) every genre, Lunchulele welcomes everyone!