Seven new monologues from John Lombard celebrate sin, crime and madness. Enter the asylum, and hear the inmates tell their stories of obsession, ambition, love and vengeance.

You’ll die laughing.

Show length: 80 minutes
Two sessions, strictly limited to 24 attendees each, due to Covid. 


The Maniac - Saffron Dudgeon
The Actor - Darcy Stanford
The Gangster - Michael Ubrihien
The Professor - John Lombard
The Genius  - Helen Luan
The Activist - Caitlin Dalgliesh
The Comedian - Penny Vaile

Writer - John Lombard
Dramaturge - Jess Waterhouse
Photography - Gary Dennis

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