KREWDBits are ready to host another monster of a party after their sellout KREWDBits Birthday Bash. InkBits is Canberra's Queen of Punk Cabaret and MC KREWD is self declared Queen of the Govie Flats.

Don't be turned away like the chumps who didn't buy a tix at our last KREWDBits extravaganza. Book tix below!

Look at this royal flush of a line up:
The Mercury's - a (really fricking good) Queen tribute band
Alison McGregor as SPARKLES
Frances McNair as Candida the Clown
and introducing the McDuff Sisters as Queef Queens

also: KREWDBits Fat Bottomed Twerk Competition - it is exactly what it sounds like. You can twerk it out.

KREWDBits Best Dressed Awards: Freddie Mercury, Beyonce, Queen Elizabeth, Queen of Hearts, Elsa, Constance Hall, YOU!... come as your fave Queen. Do it well and you'll be up for a KREWDBits award.

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