BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! RETURNS FOR ITS APRIL EDITION! YES APRIL!

BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! IS A POETRY SLAM AND IT GIVES YOU 2 MINUTES ON THE MICROPHONE WITH NO PROPS NO MUSIC AND YOUR ORIGINAL MATERIAL ALL FOR FIRST PRIZES!

Yes, more first prizes than can possibly exist at a poetry slam except at BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT!

Poetry Slam! AT SMITH’S ALTERNATIVE!

You may be wondering, what the hell!? Well, POETRY SLAM!

And because this is BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT we have feature acts!

We have Nick Delatovic to sing the BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! CANBERRA NATIONAL ANTHEM which he created for BAD!SLAM!NOB!ICUIT!, Canberra and all of the Australian Capital Territory! and not only will he sing but he will create for you, a brand new song all for you, yes! You! POETRY SLAM

And we have for you the 2017 Winner of the BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! CANBERRA NATIONAL POETRY SLAM AND ACT Australian Poetry Slam finals (YES TWO FINALS IN ONE IN 2017) yes, Matthew Phung aka NORI. Victory was NORI’S under the Jacinta Protocol which is sometimes drunkenly called the Hadley protocol because he’s dead! Hadley, not Matthew! POETRY SLAM, NORI, VICTORY!

And we are introducing for the very first time, the international, national and local premier of THE BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! CANBERRA NATIONAL PIANO MAN, there, on stage, in the Smiths Alternative, not only to play the poets on and off the stage, not only to accompany the rule breaking rebels of the poetry slam world, but, during all our non-poetry intervals, THE BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! CANBERRA NATIONAL PIANO MAN will be taking your piano music requests*. 

And remember, 2 minutes, no props, no music (unless you break the rules with your anarchism, communism, capitalism, colism other rule breaking subscribing to -ism-osm-SPISM) POETRY SLAM

Remember, sign-up from 7:30pm, poetry slam from 8pm, glory, infamy, drinking and yelling ‘til 1st Prizes and it’s all over before 11:30pm, POETRY SLAM

So be in Smith's Alternative for Poetry Slam!

ENTRY COSTS A POEM FROM THE STAGE OR $5 OR IF YOU EARN ALL THE CASH MONEYS THEN $10! POETRY SLAM

*music does not have to be piano music, POETRY SLAM