Your MC this week is the impossibly handsome Nigel McRae. Appearing at this very special 189^th Varietal will be:

7pm: ACT ONE (times approximate only)

Banipreet – singing
Pablo Latona – clowning
Sam Floyd - amusing songs
Honey Roasted – solo rock nuts

8pm: ACT TWO

Jacqui Malins – poeting
Conor Leisky – magician
George Foreskin – cabaret star
Evan Buckley – singing (or is he?)

9pm: ACT THREE

Skye Thomas – freestyling
Marlene & Jacinta– story time
Cuddlefish – songs

Smith’s Varietal is open to all comers. There’s no restrictions on genre, style, vulgarity, art form. We will accept virtually anything and anyone. Dance, origami, balancing acts, acrobats, sexual fantasists, impressionists, expressionists, depressionists, nappy boy wrestling, muscle man flexing, magicians, comedians, bonsai demonstrations, cheer girl/boys, burlesque.... Anything interesting, unusual, entertaining, humorous etc. etc. but not illegal and not degrading to the human spirit.